You know, I've been holding back as if there was room to do so on "The Verge." But no, it ain't. It's only room to wiggle in the truth of the matter, and the really is a reality I don't pursue, but it's hard to avoid YOUR WIFE.
You would think that you married her to live happily ever after, and maybe you really think that, but I'm the single guy who sees the other side: your wife away from you.
Let's just I'm the "Fall Guy." You know, I'm the friend from way back. We used to go out, but we broke up back in the days before you--for whatever lightweight reason--and we've stayed either "cool," or your wife's "weakness," or I am the guy who's been romantically suspended long before life and relationships got complex--again, before or after you.
Yes, I effortlessly exist. But it's not me you should be mad at. Your wife calls me! She Yahoo IM's, Google Chats, FaceBook "Pokes" ME. Trust me. She has a knack for tuning her radar to find me available. It might be just a moment, a lunch date, an email (you got to watch us writers lol)... Whatever it is, SHE finds me, and I gotta say, "I had the time of my LIFE with your WIFE!"
On some levels, I really want to let you know face to face, but I know you wouldn't understand. You'd try to kill me and completely overlook the real culprit: YOUR WIFE! Plus, I don't even know you...
But please know that although she craves my company and affection, she's still more loyal to you. In fact, I don't even look for her to be loyal to me because she keeps going back to you--and she's sneaky enuff about her escapades so that she doesn't outwardly embarrass you. On the real, besides her, I think I'm the only one that knows about "US." I mean she might tell her sister or her best friend, but if she does it's because she's more loyal to them than you anyway.
It's kinda how she's just forever comfortable with me and once I surrendered to her years of pursuit and inability to let me go, I'm comfy with her too. It feels extra nice that whenever we link she has to quickly return to your crib. I love it. ...Even when your outta town, she has to at least go home and tend to the children. It saves my the energy to kick her out my spot or shake her from my coat tails.
But most of all, I just like her fall back attitude, then again, I am the "Fall Guy." So she must be my "Fall Woman." Actually, I would never make her my woman. She's better off in my book as your wife, partner, mother of your kids etc... For whatever reason it seems to work for me.
But in another light, I never thought that I'd be this forever single "Fall Guy." But it ain't that bad. It's adventurous. It's freedom. It's stress free!!!! Yes. That's it: No Stress!
But on the real, I'm surprised at her actions. I didn't expect her to be so sneaky and backstabbing. All I can say is, "I'm glad it ain't me.
In sum, I had the night of my life with your with in Bahia and all the way to the Bay. Each time she came surprisingly came running to me (I like surprises) and I had no idea where you where at... But what I do know is that she was with me before she went running back to you as the sun came up.
And when the sun came up I could still taste her strawberry kisses as I every time I swallowed. Damn.
Deepium aka "The Fall Guy"