Do women really fart?

I mean, I kinda know that they do, but I don't ever want to hear or smell it. For some reason this is one of the biggest turn offs for me and today this fine sista walked by me earlier and then came back a few minutes later and asked, "Did you smell that?"

And I'm sitting back thinking that she's talking about the BBQ, "Smell what?" I asked.

"I farted when I walked past you earlier," she confirmed.

And then all of a sudden she didn't look like the beautiful lady I saw her as. And no she wasn't all of a sudden "ugly," but she instantly wasn't enticing anymore.

All I'm saying is that if women really fart, please do it far away from me. I don't want to know that you're even capable of farting. That even sounds nasty as I type it.

I think I'm going to have to put women farting up there with SOUR CREAM. Yuk!
That's nasty like a bowl of fruit smothered in whip cream. Actually, I think dairy makes women fart... Say NO to dairy.

Comments

[JayG]

This is FUNNY!I feel the same way. lol

[JD]

I was in bed sleeping next to my now ex girlfriend....she let one go so loudly it startled me awake and I almost fell out of bed, practically scared me half to death....

[tom]

i like women wh farts and i wish to lick er ass hole after she farted

[Keith]

its weird, and i thank god my baby dont do it in front of me. the only woman i ever head fart is my crazy ass momma.

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like men farting is great..when men fart its so much worse because they are sometimes ugly...smelly...sweaty OH GOD..even scratching and farting..not pretty at all

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You're probably right that it would have been an awful experience, and they likely would have taken credit in the end for any creative input you had in the process...everything happens for a reason, and I'm sure you're better off where you are now! It also sounds like you learned from it, so that's invaluable!

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