You know what?... I'm jus going to keep this real. This one goes out to all the pregnant women who feel entitled to reap all hell just because you're pregnant: I ain't buying it.
Yes, you are pregnant. Yes, you are susceptible to mood swings due to hormonal changes. And yes you are possibly tripping because you've gained a gang of weight and some permanent stretch marks....
But enough is enough! If you don't think the father is pregnant with anticipation, stress, the unknown, worry, lifestyle change, financial reconfigure etc.... (and Heaven help a father if he's having a girl. He's prolly looking up firearms and preparing himself to block any image of his daughter EVER having sex).
But fuck that. If a pregnant woman can't get a valid perspective that the father is pregnant too, and that he's tripping just as hard as she is--but in his own different way, then I say your belly is half baby and half full of shit!
Yup, I said it. Because it needs to be said. And if I had it in me to call you "bitch," then I'd do that too.