The Final Scrolls Of DPizM: Book 1
The Ultimate Drizzle!!!
Man, I cain't believe that it took me a damn trip to Puerto Rico to accidentally stumble across the ultimate drizzle remix (I have my bad Spanish and gay waiter to thank as well). But yes yes y'all. This is it:
Coconut Rum AND Pineapple Rum and a Splash of Coke!
"...Shaken--not stirred-- with crushed ice please."
"Sounds yummy," replied my gay waiter.
Minutes later my gay waiter returned after he apparently followed my directions to a tee.
"So is this a Snoop Doggy Dogg drink?" asked my gay waiter.
"No. This is a Deepium exclusive," I told him. "You've just been DRIZZLED!"
"You know around the corner is where the claim they made up the Piña Colada," my gay waiter told me.
"It figures," I told him. "The Drizzle and Piña Colada are cousins. One speaks Spanish and the other Ebonics."
"Oh.. I see" my gay waiter said in a gay voice and gay Puerto Rican accent.
I'm drinking Drizzles Nizzles!