What kind of Freak are you?....

More DeePizM for the Masses

It's been my long time theory that we are all "freaks" who extremely enjoy sex...
Meaning: We ALL have a side of us that enjoys and embellishes in sexual pleasures.
The only lines of separation are the ones that we draw to as how we express that "freaky" side of ourselves...

I'm sure that by now B. Smith is reading and thinking, "DPM, what are you saying?...."

Well B., what I'm saying is that we ALL are freaks.  And it's okay! Feel me (pun intended). We're all just different kind of freaks. That's all.

For instance some of us may be...

Suppressed Freaks: A person who is an ultra sex freak, but has been unable to enjoy their freaky side because they ain't matched up with the right freaky person. Sometimes this stems from a stifled childhood.

Closet Freaks: This is a broad category because it umbrellas all the freaky personalities that contain the type of freaks that appear to be unassuming "freaks."  That is, these freaks are the ones you'd least expect.  They look, act and come off as "innocent" but they're just undercover professional freaks.  This list can include the following subgroups of freaks:

1. Librarian Freaks
2. Closet Freaks
3. Church Freaks
4. Freshman Freaks
5. Shy Freaks

This list goes on...

Then you got Inhibited Freaks: Those who feel the vibe to be freaky but just cain't let loose for some reason.  Often times alcohol or such can assist these freaks to let go.  But for the most part, they are exploding inside trying to tap into their comfort zone.  I feel sorry for these folks.  If you are one these, I suggest you examine yourself closely. Watch a movie Limewire has plenty.

CraigList Freaks: If you ain't knowing, you'd be surprised.  I know a dude who damn near every time we kick it, he has to duck and dive like, "Awe shit. I hooked up with her on CraigsList's Casual Encounters..." But what kills me about him is they all the women be TOE UP.  I think he said he meet a notch on there once and he tried to keep it going but she never returned his call after their initial "casual encounter."  What killed me about him was that he was perplexed at why she didn't holla back.  I was like, "Dude, she meet you on casual encounters... Get a clue!..."

And don't of course you got Impulsive Freaks:  These freaks surprise you all the time.  They can be just as entertaining as they can be scary.  You just never know what they're gonna drag home, go off to, or tell you about next.

eFreaks: These are similar to the CraigsList freaks but they're they differ in the fact that they operate their freakyness on every other website other than CL.  These freaks actually pay GOLD membership prices to be a part exclusive crowds like Friendfinder.com. And they get thier money's worth.
 

PickyFreaks: I'm telling on myself now.  Basically, I'm picky.  Meaning er'body cain't experience my freaky deaky.  But for the women who do, congratulations.  If your anything like me, you go through many dry spells and rather masturbate than bust a needless nut.

Abstract thought here: (A friend of mine once philosophized about how a needless nut busted is one of the worst feelings you could experience--especially, over and over again. Having been there, I strongly agree with him.  Interestingly enuff, this is the same dude that regularly indulges in CraigsList's "Casual Encounters"...)...

Public Freaks: These freaks love public display and public places.  These freaks can either be the type to tongue you down on the dance floor of the club, or either the type who meets you in the Men's bathroom with no regard.  I could be down for the bathroom thingy, but I'm not one to tongue on the dance floor--I'm just not.  Nonetheless, I appreciate you Public Freaks.   Y'all keep me inspired when the "people watching" gets mundane.

Monogamous Freaks: Gotta love 'em--if your lucky!

Polygamous Freaks: These scare me and lock me into the idea of being a PickyFreak in 006.

Groupie Freaks: You know the type that be like, "I sucked Black Thought's dick..."  And I'm thinking like, "Ahhhmmm... Is that supposed to impress me?" I'm just trying to see if your gonna suck mine (true story). An extreme example: Superhead. 

Big Freaks: These are simply a combination of all the above...

Disillusioned Freaks: These freaks kill me.  They think they're hella freaky, but they ain't.  They can't put it on you, they cain't lay it down, drop it like it's hot etc... But they swear they doing it big(?).  There is no hope for these fools.  But hey, as long as they think they're doing something, I guess that's all that matters.  I actually, went out with one of these freaks. She made me feel like a pervert. Really, I was just being freaky...  It woulda never worked--it didn't.

To sum it up, these categories can go on forever. However, I think it's important that you find the right partner and use protection so you can enjoy a freaky, fun, long and healthy sexual lifestyle. 

And by the way, Marriage don't hurt either.  Nonetheless,  I suggest you narrow down your own category and live within it or break out of it.  The benefits can be truly freaky.

May the Verge freak with you... FREAK!

Comments

[Mdean]

*Grabs popcorn and takes a seat* Let the show begin. :)

[Conseco]

DPM,

Man I'm loving the site! I've been on the verge of dating white girls too. I'm also an impulsive freak/public freak. I can't help it. Thanks for your "DPIZM." I can't believe I've lasted this long with out it.

Peace Bro.

[Supa]

lol @ Mdean!

Uhh...I'm a "private" freak..and that's all I'ma say about that...

(Private = mad amounts of delicious freakiness for "The Lucky Bastard Who's Worthy & Can Bring it Out In Me" type of freak.

Nice poll.

[dpm]

Word to the realists:

Y'allz freak is safe with me.

Conseco,

I thinkthe world knows about yours. Especially after the Surreal Life.

May the Verge be with you.

[Free]

D, you ain't had to go and bust everybody out like that! LOL

[Kasandra]

I'm a picky freak myself but when I find the right guy, I could be a public freak.

[dpm]

Free:

You right. I didn't have to bust here out, but I did. By the way, you never claimed your freakyness...
Damn, did I just do it again?

[dpm]

Kasandra:

Picky freaks are fun. Trust me on that one.

[P]

Yeah.

Hard to choose.

BUT

I have met enough disillusioned freaks to last me a lifetime - and then some.

Jacked up part about it is, most of it ended just via phone conversation, because I'm like thinking.

Is DAT what you think being a phreak is?

BCUZ if it is. . .You.Ain't.Knowin.

[Ant]

Make sure you're matched with the right type (level of freakyness has to be similiar)or at least someone with an open mind. It's rough being in a situation where the you can't be yourself with the one you love.

[D]

funny how no one ever voiced this before.
Everyone's a freak for something.

I guess I'm a public freak, maybe not, I just don't give a fu*#, if I see a man I like I probe him , no need to waste time on a no good, and if he turns out to be as good as he looks- well that depends on what I feel like doin to him.

don't see us public freaks in bad light man..=}
with all do respect some of us just don't give a damn if you're there or not...;}

[Mitchell]

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