On the Verge of Dating White Girls

On the Verge in Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico: The Land of Drizzles
If you're reading this it's because I've had enuff baby mama drama, not enuff drizzles and the picky freak in me was restless.  So as a result I bounced to Puerto Rico.  Who knows if I'll ever return...  But I did by a round trip ticket so I guess I'll have to call it a much needed vacation for DPM. 

Of course I'll keep you posted because "the Verge" is with me. Meaning: Things could get interesting.

My plans are to drink drizzles and drink more drizzles and be sour cream free while I spend my wad thanks to the White Girl Free Fund--By the Way, I will be "White Girl Free!"

Holla at your boy. To be continued...

Down-in-PuertoRico-Man

What kind of Freak are you?....

More DeePizM for the Masses

It's been my long time theory that we are all "freaks" who extremely enjoy sex...
Meaning: We ALL have a side of us that enjoys and embellishes in sexual pleasures.
The only lines of separation are the ones that we draw to as how we express that "freaky" side of ourselves...

I'm sure that by now B. Smith is reading and thinking, "DPM, what are you saying?...."

Well B., what I'm saying is that we ALL are freaks.  And it's okay! Feel me (pun intended). We're all just different kind of freaks. That's all.

For instance some of us may be...

Suppressed Freaks: A person who is an ultra sex freak, but has been unable to enjoy their freaky side because they ain't matched up with the right freaky person. Sometimes this stems from a stifled childhood.

Closet Freaks: This is a broad category because it umbrellas all the freaky personalities that contain the type of freaks that appear to be unassuming "freaks."  That is, these freaks are the ones you'd least expect.  They look, act and come off as "innocent" but they're just undercover professional freaks.  This list can include the following subgroups of freaks:

1. Librarian Freaks
2. Closet Freaks
3. Church Freaks
4. Freshman Freaks
5. Shy Freaks

This list goes on...

Then you got Inhibited Freaks: Those who feel the vibe to be freaky but just cain't let loose for some reason.  Often times alcohol or such can assist these freaks to let go.  But for the most part, they are exploding inside trying to tap into their comfort zone.  I feel sorry for these folks.  If you are one these, I suggest you examine yourself closely. Watch a movie Limewire has plenty.

CraigList Freaks: If you ain't knowing, you'd be surprised.  I know a dude who damn near every time we kick it, he has to duck and dive like, "Awe shit. I hooked up with her on CraigsList's Casual Encounters..." But what kills me about him is they all the women be TOE UP.  I think he said he meet a notch on there once and he tried to keep it going but she never returned his call after their initial "casual encounter."  What killed me about him was that he was perplexed at why she didn't holla back.  I was like, "Dude, she meet you on casual encounters... Get a clue!..."

Ask DPM and ye shall receive...

...an answer: DPizM at your service!
Yes, this is your chance to ask DPM about his universal DPizM.  In other words, What do you want to know?  I'm choosing to be available because I'm not too personal and some of my readers have asked me questions that I've just ignored in the past (don't take it personal).  So while I'm still alive, dying slowly, and up to it, I'm open.  Holla and I will gladly holla back. Feel free to comment or email:
dpm@onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com. 

May the Verge be with Ya'll.

Black Women Weaves & Perms...

I use to quickly hate on Black women who didn't wear their hair naturally, but the more honest I was with myself, I realized that I liked Black women in all creative styles, dreadlocks, bald heads, perms or whatever. 

I then adopted the belief that Perms, colored braids, fake hair,  etc. were just African in essence. I'm saying, Black people are creative and the use of abstract colors or synthetic compliments is something--I'm convinced--we just do. 

So while there are some who hate, ridicule and point out weaves and what not, I just want my beautiful Black women to know that DPM loves the creative display of Black women and their hair. 

All I'm saying, is wear it well.  If it looks good.  It looks good.  but if it looks bad...  Yes, it looks bad.