The Scent of a Woman

(Aromatic Rules According to the DPMystic)

Man, I'm the type of dude that will follow a scent of a passing woman just to taste her essence and imagine the aroma of her niceness.  Basically, I love the way women smell.

Now, as humans we ALL have our own particular scent.  Sometimes I think that we need to be a little forgiving with others...  But what I'm getting at is that there are some whiffs that I just can't do.  You know "whiffs" as in "Did I just smell that?" IE egg or a hint of funk.

I rant becuz pre-Aprilish I've had to absolutely cut one of my DPizMystic options.  Basically, I couldn't get with her whiffs.  No she ain't dirty.  She mad cute.  Intelligent. Big booty, no sour cream etc...  But every now and then I'd catch a whiff. 

Granted it may be my own mind fucking with me, but it's real in my head and it always fucks me up when I catch a whiff or even think that I might catch one. I'm not gonna go into great details about describing these "whiffs"  and I can't say that I catch them often at all.  It's just when I do, it fucks me up.  That's all and it repels me like sour cream and head wraps. 

So in conclusion, I gotta say I simply like my women to smell like:

1. flowers
   
2. light oils (if you must)
   
3. natural soap
   
4. some aphrodisiac perfume (Nothing too heavy and nothing too synthetic. I'm kinda allergic to all that commercial stuff, so I like to keep it natural--please ladies).

Outside of my mysterious list of repulsive whiffs, I gotta add I hate the smell of patchouli.  It reminds me of P-funk concerts filled with barefooted Hippies burning incense in the middle of the dance floor.

I gotta go throw up...

May the Verge be with you   

Comments

[Blackhoney]

Did you end up dating a fish dp... lol? If you did, there is help for that and maybe you should let the sistah know... on the low of course. :)

[dpm]

BlkHny:

Nah, it wasn't like that. I just couldn't dig her whiffs...

[Free]

Too funny. But true, so true. There is something about smell... I remember working with a guy who acted like a FOOL & didn't have the looks to make you forgive him. But, oh man! One day he walked past me in the hallway & smelled so good that all I wanted to do was bury my face in his neck. Fahrenheit cologne. I went right out and bought some to keep around (you know, just for fantasy sake).

Funk can kill a mood for real.

[Supa]

lol @ Free!

Yes, there's something about a good smelling brotha - whether the natural aromas or cologne-inspired. (My girls usta think I was SICK 'cuz I would dig a man when he was steppin' fresh off the b-ball court - but I like clean smellin' sweat...not FUNK)

But those pheromones are real when it comes down to humans & our sexuality..(that undercover chemical communication!)

So hey. On the real - we're all just animals reacting to each other's smell. Sometimes not favorably, but you know..

To each his/her own!

[Supa]

And ditto - I loathe Patchouli. Makes me dry heave violently.

[dpm]

Supa:

Between Patchouli and Padron you all fucked up, huh?

[Supa]

See...

[P]

Reminds me of a joke my mother told me (that my grandfater told HER).

What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish market?

"Hello, Ladies".

HAHA! I crack myself up.

EEW.

[human pheromones]

How would you know if the fragrances has a great scent and if it is really fit on you? I was looking for the great perfume that can make a longest smell. Anyway,will certainly visit your site more often now.

isey