(Aromatic Rules According to the DPMystic)
Man, I'm the type of dude that will follow a scent of a passing woman just to taste her essence and imagine the aroma of her niceness. Basically, I love the way women smell.
Now, as humans we ALL have our own particular scent. Sometimes I think that we need to be a little forgiving with others... But what I'm getting at is that there are some whiffs that I just can't do. You know "whiffs" as in "Did I just smell that?" IE egg or a hint of funk.
I rant becuz pre-Aprilish I've had to absolutely cut one of my DPizMystic options. Basically, I couldn't get with her whiffs. No she ain't dirty. She mad cute. Intelligent. Big booty, no sour cream etc... But every now and then I'd catch a whiff.
Granted it may be my own mind fucking with me, but it's real in my head and it always fucks me up when I catch a whiff or even think that I might catch one. I'm not gonna go into great details about describing these "whiffs" and I can't say that I catch them often at all. It's just when I do, it fucks me up. That's all and it repels me like sour cream and head wraps.
So in conclusion, I gotta say I simply like my women to smell like:
- flowers
- light oils (if you must)
- natural soap
- some aphrodisiac perfume (Nothing too heavy and nothing too synthetic. I'm kinda allergic to all that commercial stuff, so I like to keep it natural--please ladies).
Outside of my mysterious list of repulsive whiffs, I gotta add I hate the smell of patchouli. It reminds me of P-funk concerts filled with barefooted Hippies burning incense in the middle of the dance floor.
I gotta go throw up...
May the Verge be with you
Did you end up dating a fish dp... lol? If you did, there is help for that and maybe you should let the sistah know... on the low of course. :)
Posted by: Blackhoney | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 12:56 AM
BlkHny:
Nah, it wasn't like that. I just couldn't dig her whiffs...
Posted by: dpm | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 06:56 AM
Too funny. But true, so true. There is something about smell... I remember working with a guy who acted like a FOOL & didn't have the looks to make you forgive him. But, oh man! One day he walked past me in the hallway & smelled so good that all I wanted to do was bury my face in his neck. Fahrenheit cologne. I went right out and bought some to keep around (you know, just for fantasy sake).
Funk can kill a mood for real.
Posted by: Free | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 07:31 AM
lol @ Free!
Yes, there's something about a good smelling brotha - whether the natural aromas or cologne-inspired. (My girls usta think I was SICK 'cuz I would dig a man when he was steppin' fresh off the b-ball court - but I like clean smellin' sweat...not FUNK)
But those pheromones are real when it comes down to humans & our sexuality..(that undercover chemical communication!)
So hey. On the real - we're all just animals reacting to each other's smell. Sometimes not favorably, but you know..
To each his/her own!
Posted by: Supa | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 11:24 AM
And ditto - I loathe Patchouli. Makes me dry heave violently.
Posted by: Supa | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 12:21 PM
Supa:
Between Patchouli and Padron you all fucked up, huh?
Posted by: dpm | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 12:27 PM
See...
Posted by: Supa | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 12:53 PM
Reminds me of a joke my mother told me (that my grandfater told HER).
What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish market?
"Hello, Ladies".
HAHA! I crack myself up.
EEW.
Posted by: P | Friday, June 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM
How would you know if the fragrances has a great scent and if it is really fit on you? I was looking for the great perfume that can make a longest smell. Anyway,will certainly visit your site more often now.
isey
Posted by: human pheromones | Sunday, November 14, 2010 at 08:42 PM