On the Verge of Dating White Girls

"On The Verge" of being FAITHFUL?

OTV explores the truth from a DPizM perspective...

After years of experience with myself and others, I've come to a place that questions the reality of "100% Faithfulness." You know: No cheating. I mean, I like the concept and definition of "Faithfulness," however I sometimes wonder to what degree, what form and, how often does it really exist in 2006? (Hmmmm)....

I'm saying, if Black women continue to be so tempting.  So irresistible.  So rithickulousy available the least I can do as a single Blackest Black Man Ever is to not hate...

Do need to elaborate? Arguably,  It's fun.  Flexible. Disposable at times...And sometimes it's pure "pimpy" to be "available" for the available beautiful Black woman.

Yet I've returned from many corners of consciousness--both light and dark--complete with receipts, karma notes written in blood & tears, and the truth is always loud and clear: You get what you give.  Every relationship that I slipped a seed of dishonesty in the soil of trust of my so called "Queen," "Woman," "Earth," "Mate " has eventually blossomed into a mess of beautiful people doing ugly deeds of things we all didn't need nor want.

My past history of succesful mistakes have proven to me that I can often determine the course and ultimacy of my relationships with crucial decisions:

1. No to Booty calls
2. No to the Ex that wants to be your "friend"
3. No to the brown girl who's glowing like sunshine on a random sunny day eating a sour cream-like substance.
4. No to the CBBW who wears your weakness in her smile, scent and walk
5. No to groupie white girls...

To resist the above usually contributes to a better situation when cultivation an exclusive relationship with another Black woman.  However these things are difficult.  It's not easy and I sometimes wonder if complete faithfulness and loyalty are even possible when it comes to the Black male in Black-on-Black relationships.  I'm saying: we be enticed...

"Self Check-Out" at Home Depot?

WTF?... You know, I think I'm used to the shitty service and attitudes from the employees at Home Depot.  When I'm looking for an odd thing-a-ma-jig to hang something or fix something, I sometimes wonder around aimlessly looking for what I want/need or don't need or don't want etc....

But do I get any help from one of the orange apron wearing employees standing in the middle of the aisle chatting with their fellow employees?  Hell Nah!  Furthermore, they always have a look on their face like, "Don't ask me for shit!"

So I don't.  I usually create some sorta pleasure while pacing the ailes.  And my favorite:

"The Ass Behind the Counter"

Now, I don't know why nor do I question the phenomenon that 75% of the female Home Depot cashiers have ass---they just do.  And I find it rather rewarding that I can exit Home Depot with a peek at some niceness to balance out the shitty customer service I have to experience to find a damn spring for my backyard fence.

Home Depot, how pathigga of y'all...

Say "No" to "SELF CHECK-OUT" at Home Depot!"

Weekly Word on The Verge: PATHIGGA

(The new "P" word)

Let's all say. "pah-THIG-gah"

Definition:

A combination of the words Pathetic and Nigga.

1. Used to emphasize an all bad situation or person 
2. Having no sense--at all

Other conjugations:

Pathiggafied
Pathiggulous
Pathigging-adverb
Pathiggad-past tense
Pathizzle-ebonics

On the Verge of Dating White Girls sentence:

1) How PATHIGGA of him to think that nobody could smell that he was smoking weed on his lunch break.  He deserved to get fired. 

2) I found ol' girl completely PATHIGGAFIED with her blond pony tail, her blue tooth ear piece and she was talking on the phone with another phone on her other ear and she was smoking a cigarette while escorting a handful of dependent adults?...  And she thought I was popping at her? PATHIGGA please.

OTV of the SF AIDS Walk 2006

With all this talk about AIDS, I'm inspired to do my part and raise money for those who are affected by this disease. As we all may know to well, AIDS is killing us.  I personally know of 7 people to fall to AIDS.  One of which just died 2 weeks ago and the first of which died in 1990.

Needless to say, we need to keep the dialog of AIDS in our community and we need to ACT beyond verbal masturbation.

So as a needed result DPizM will be in effect July 16th, 2006 in SF at the Golden Gate Park.  I registered a team "OTV-7134" for those who are near and want to join me (hint) during the SF AIDS Walk itself.  And if you can't make it, you can donate to DPM and or the "OTV SF AIDS Walk Team" on line.

May "The Verge" be with you...

On the Verge the Annual Cyclicalness of Singledom

DPizM on the Seasons of Relationships

Yeah, you know it is.  "Singledom" can seemingly last forever at times (I can attest to that). And through out this in-and-out of relationship phase I've noticed a pattern that is not only true to myself, but it was applicable to a lot of the people around me...

"April-ish" is the beginning of the "Single Season."  Meaning titties, muscles and bare naked skin just be out!  This is when single people flourish.  We float to the next available single person and we exercises our flirting abilities to the fullest simply because...we can.  We're available.  We have no ties.  We go from one booty to the next.  And for those in relationships, "April-ish" is the most difficult time to maintain your relation ship.  Why is that?  Because there is visual competition and the vibe of Spring and Summer is in the air.  Both man and woman are not only distracted outside their present relationship. they are entertaining the idea of "What if(s)?" with other people... This is the seed of conflict that will cripple and kill any relationship. Insecurities.

But then as the seasons begin to cool down, so do options for the single life. Less people are "out" and we can't call them all so we dwindle our selection.  This is where some relationships fail to take it to the other level often because the very person they chose to build a relationship with has chose on another relationship. So one person gets "left out" (Sorry for some, but keep your head up it's soon to be...)... 

..."August-Septemberish" By this time the "left-out" person still has her/her options because there is a whole population of good "left-outs."  And everybody wants to love... So many of the "left-outs" make use of  this period with other good "left-outs" and they find themselves in a relationship as well in order to build on something with quality...

The epihanomenality of onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com

So far the compiled doctrine of my DPizM on "On the Verge of Dating White Girls (dot com)" has been an unexpected and interesting journey. Carthartically I've peeled, removed and excavated layers of frustration, anger, questions and pain that have accumulated through out my experience as an African-American male.  The end result looks to be an epiphenomenonal accomplishment of manifestation. Through the persona of "dpm" I've tapped into an essence of my being that I'm finding harder and harder to suppress.  At the same time of this realization, I now understand that "The Verge" is a place. A room. An address that will always exist. As freeing, as fun, and as liberating as it feels at times, sometimes it feels like a prison...

Weekly Word on "The Verge" : Chocolattahazz

Let's all say, "chalk-ko-LOTTA-ass" v.

Definition:

A combination of the word CHOCOLATE, the phrase "A Lot OF," and the word ASS.

Usually used as an exclamation to describe a brown skinned male or female that has a nice ass or is physically pleasing.  Chocolattahazz can also be used to describe any Black person talking shit.

Other conjugations:

Chocolattahazzing-adverb

Chocolattahazzed-past tense

Chocolattahazznazz-Bay Area Ebonics

On the Verge of Dating White Girls sentence:

1. O'l girl was chocolattahazzzing with those jeans like what!!!
2. That fool chocolattahazzed like he had some money...Nigga please!
3. Girl, you can chocolattahazz to me any day!

The Incredibles

This is how I'm feeling...

I've been resisting this feeling for a minute. But It's time.  Especially with the nice weather and simply because I'm the Blackest Black Man Ever.   I've only worn the these all-suede Nike SB  Retro dunks twice, but now it's time to wear them a third with the Jamaican shoe strings (Oh no he didn't). Oh yes I did!  Like I've said before.  "The Verge" is a place wear the proper shoes are imperative.  To wear the wrong shoe at any given time could result in a slip and fall situation "Beyond the Brink." DON'T DO IT! 

On the Verge of Mother's Day

Word to "THE VERGE!" This one goes out to the Mama, the Baby's Mamas and The Mama's Mama, Moms and so fourth...

As we approach Mother's Day I want to give a shout out to all the beautiful Black Mothers and Mothers in general.  Without y'all, there'd be no Black people period to help snowball and multiply this thing we call "Black Love."

So I did my part to acknowledge my Moms, my son's Mother and I'm giving a shout out to my Grandma' who looking down on "The Verge" from up high...

This year, I did things differently, I didn't wait until the last minute to get my gifts... I actually took my time to look through a healthy selection of cards early in the week.  I got some good ones too.  Usually, I like them blank because I'm the type that rather writes my own words...  But you can always add a note with your own words... But let me give you some real game.  Peep:

1. Cut Flowers vs. Potted Flowers: I know cut flowers are the traditional gift, but skip that.  I'm saying if you get a handful of flowers, they ain't gonna do nathan but whittle and die slowly.  That's not what you want to represent your love with. So buy her a live plant or potted flowers.  Let that reflect the her life and the constant growth of your appreciation.

And let's say you and your child's mama don't get along too well... Just make the child the ambassador.  Send him/her with the gift, card, money etc..  This not only gets you off the hook but it teaches the child to honor that day as well (that's DPizM in action there).

In sum, I want all mothers to soak it all in and know that "dpm" aka "The Blackest Black Man Ever" loves you.

May "The Verge" be with you...

Weekly Word on The Verge: "Epiphanomenality"

Let's all say, "e-Piff-fah-nom-meh-nal-lity"

.....:::::EPIPHANOMENALITY:::::.....

Definition:

A combination of the words Epiphany, Phenomenon and Reality

Epiphany: An appearance or moment of clarity; becoming manifest.

Phenomenon: That which strikes one as strange, unusual; an extraordinary or very remarkable person, thing, or occurrence.

Reality: That which is an actual existence; that which is not imagination, fiction, or pretense; that which has objective existence, and is not merely an idea.

Epiphanomenality: a moment of clarity that embodies an extraordinary understanding of what's real; an  undeniable divine message, doing, or purpose that peaks all aspects of human experience.

Other uses and conjugations...

Epiphamonenalism-noun
Epiphanomenon-root noun
Epiphanomenalistic-adjective
Epiphanomenalisticly-adverb
Epiphanomenaleezy-Bay Area Ebonics

On the Verge of Dating White Girls sentences:

The combined concepts, theories, rants and experiences of "dpm," which create the doctrine of DPizM, has reached an epiphanomenalistic level of purpose and sacrifice to enlighten ALL to a functional, enduring, and resilient realm of BLACK LOVE.

The Epiphanomenalism involved in the above statemant will go over many heads, yet it will be comprehensable to the loyal, the proud and the real "On the Verge of Dating White Girls.com."