On the Verge of Being Tagged (again)

Who starts these tags?  Am I a bad sport because I hate tags?  As much as I appreciate the thought that somebody would tag me, I just don't get it. I'm saying, can't I disgust sour cream without a clear reason?  Can't I attract CBBW's with the secrete of my own dysfunctional ambiguity? Can't I contradict my ideas of singlehood and marriage in the same week without eluding to the historic sources of my stances? Not that any of these tags directly address any of the above issues... But I find it hard to maintain my DPizM and answer any questions directly.  It's almost as if the imagined mystique of DPM is peeled away when I'm tagged. OTV is a place where I randomly unveil... whatever.  It's really hard for me to list my favorite foods or movies.  In case y'all ain't noticed the Verge fluctuates.  It's random.  It is a very slippery place for any direct answers.  It's DPizM.

Hence:

4 jobs I've had in my life include

1. Herpetologist
2. Thief
3. Kosher butcher
4. Spooky the Corporate Slave

4 nick names I've been given by my Baby's mama.

1. punk ass
2. muthafuckin'
3. bitch ass
4. nigga(all at one time. long story.  they never really stuck though...)

4 movies I could watch over and over

1. Gladiator
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Gladiator
4. Pulp Fiction

4 places I've lived in

1. Mayberry
2. Boondocks
3. Chocolate City
4. Good Times

4 Places I've been on vacation

1. East Oakland
2. South Side of Chicago
3. The YMCA
4. West Oakland

4 people I could not live without

1. Oprah
2. Magnum PI
3. Jar Jar Binks
4. Ashanti

4 of my favorite foods

1. black female DNA
2. nipples
3. lips
4. sugar free chocolate necks

4 places I'd rather be high in right now

1. East Oakland
2. South Side of Chicago
3. The YMCA
4. West Oakland

4 folks I tagged

1. Nathan
2. Nathaniel
3. Nate
4. Nadine

Comments

[Supa]

"spooky the corporate slave"

"the ymca"

"jar jar binks"

"black female DNA"

I. am. DONE!!!!

I am on the verge of believing there is something inherently wrong with you.

"Mayberry?"

Lawd....

[Cocoa Girl]

Ewww....

You nasty.

LOL!

[Nichelle]

LOL@ your tagging rant. Since I am a complete failure at tagging, I'm gonna hitch myself onto your anti-tag wagon.

As for Jar Jar Binks and your "vacation" spots. Ya know ya wrong man...

[ThatGirlTam]

LMYAO!!!! You's a DAMN FOOL!!!! That list was straight GLITTA' man!!! STRAIGHT GLITTA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Eeewww @ hairy ass Ashanti...

LMAO @ Spooky the Corporate Slave! HAHAHAHAHA just dumb...I swear!!!