The middle ground of our communication
This isn't as gender specific as I've introduce it as, and I actually find it kinda' liberating to not be tied or even pressed to check or send emails. But to the sista who told me she didn't have an email address (oh actually she did, she forgot the spelling of it and I simultaneously had to prevent my eyes from rolling through the top of my head) and she didn't know shit nor care about the Internet...
It's your choice to have or not have an email account or use the Internet. However, your attempts to make the mere possession and usage of my email account to appear sensless are futile! And the next time e-mail comes up as a topic, puh-leez SPARE me the speech with the following topics:..
- the Internet is evil
- how you're sick of technology
- how you're just a "die hard" old schooler anywayz
- how email is stupid
- (my favorite) how email puts you out of touch with reality.
All I ask is that you don't call me for:
- movie times
- Spanish translations
- business listings
- party info
- general information
- conspiracy theories
- Viagra resources, free porn clips, balding solutions, charities in need of help, gossip, etc..
In all fairness I just won't email you. I'll just wait for you to call me from your "Restricted ID" cell phone.
And stop telling me that you want a TREO like mine. That doens't make any sense. Especially since you don't use the Internet. Argh!