True Story: So I’m driving ever so slowly in the thick of morning traffic and I look over to my right and I see this grown ass Sista’ sitting behind the wheel with this frozen dumb stare, with her tongue half-way spilling out her mouth and sucking on her thumb.
It looked so bad all I could do is shake my head in pity…And you know how you can feel somebody looking at you? Well, I looked and shook my head enough for her to turn and see my disapproval. And when she saw me shaking my head with a sneer on my face,she exploded! I mean, she was jumping up and down and aggressively yelling at me...
Although both of our windows were up, I understood her clearly as she exclaimed, “Fyuk you!” and “What niggah? What?!”
So I did what any other non-thumb sucking human would do: Laugh.
Of course this made her irate. Within seconds he began to look like a pitbull rabidly barking in a parked car steaming up the windows.
All I know is I wish I had a camera. I never knew thumb sucking
adults could be so violent. The surprising thing about it is that even
though she was in her car and I was in mine, she kinda scared me. I'm saying her grill was ferocious (see below)!