I mean, I kinda know that they do, but I don't ever want to hear or smell it. For some reason this is one of the biggest turn offs for me and today this fine sista walked by me earlier and then came back a few minutes later and asked, "Did you smell that?"
And I'm sitting back thinking that she's talking about the BBQ, "Smell what?" I asked.
"I farted when I walked past you earlier," she confirmed.
And then all of a sudden she didn't look like the beautiful lady I saw her as. And no she wasn't all of a sudden "ugly," but she instantly wasn't enticing anymore.
All I'm saying is that if women really fart, please do it far away from me. I don't want to know that you're even capable of farting. That even sounds nasty as I type it.
I think I'm going to have to put women farting up there with SOUR CREAM. Yuk! That's nasty like a bowl of fruit smothered in whip cream. Actually, I think dairy makes women fart... Say NO to dairy.